Beard envy

As most of you are aware, I have a small obsession (But don't we all) It's no secret, I LOVE BEARDS. The hairier and scruffier the better. There's no better feeling than playing with a beard. Don't get me wrong, I like being a girl, we have our advantages. I'm sure most men would love to own certain things that we ladies own. Ha, For all the dudes reading this, yeah you. Don't even deny it! BOOBS. Yes, I said it. Aren't they great! But my weakness lies with a good old bit of facial scruff. Ah, They are heavenly. Okay, Okay, I may have said that i had a 'small obsession' that could have been a slight understatement.

Now for a short interlude. And time to really appreciate the wonderfulness that is all things BEARD! 

This handsome devil goes by the name of Simon Neil, Lead singer of Biffy Clyro. And why yes, He can grow a nice bit of scruff. 

Next up, Is Tom Hardy rocking the slicked back hair, suit up 'like a sir' look. Well I approve.

Forget Rapunzel, Its all about Bropunzel.

Such a shame, I'd make a great looking dude ;} All I needed was that XY chromosome.

Its obvious, I suffer from beard envy. I'm not the envious type at all but gah, if I was a dude. I'd never shave. Possibly trim but never shave. What I find strange, (Or perhaps, I'm the strange one) Is that majority of women do not share these views. I see their point, some beards can be a it too scraggly and wild, and when it comes down too intimacy, girls just want it gone. They don't know what they are missing.

Another interlude. 

Take a listen, It's all about beards by a band called The Beards. They have some other cool songs too. Seriously, Wish there was a bus that would take me to beardland too. Haha.

To conclude, embrace the inner hobo and wear your scruff with pride, if anyone says to shave it, Kick 'em up the butthole. 

Until next time. Over and out.